Father, husband, SEO dinosaur, snowboarder, baseball fan, and amateur chef wannabe. Not necessarily in that order.
Sarcasm, videos in a foil hat, and the best opinions on the internet. Any journalism I've ever committed has been coincidental. Voice to text used often.
Newshound, LL.M, author, traveler, conditional pacifist, tsundokuist, epicurean, 15y gov. service, no NATO, Eurasian Sovereignist, Doveryai no proveryai.